Would You Rather…
I’ve always loved playing “would you rather.” These illustrations were for a short book of Would You Rather questions that were meant to be mixed and matched.
...eat a vomit-flavored box of popscicles
... have everything taste like butter
... have one leg 2 inches shorter than the other
... rip a hole in every pair of pants you try on
... stay at the same job forever
... travel the world, but never leave the airport
... have all your clothes two sizes too small
... hear your food begging for mercy
... get a tattoo of Prince Eric
... legally change your name to Scoopy McBoogerlips
... loudly sing whenever you do chores
... fake blindness for 5 years
... have a serious work nemesis
... perform three months of manual labor every year
... see only in black and white inverse
... smell alarming smells that no one else seems to notice